"Workout motivation… Or something.”“I know you Buffalo Bill your own reflection… ‘Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard’.
6 years ago via flawedlouise with 6 notes
“Better watch me stare at myself when I work out. You’ll be right at home with the evident lack of self esteem.” I smirk.“I’m… Familiar?”
Mm, sure… Your self-deprecating manner is almost a comfort.
6 years ago via flawedlouise with 6 notes
“I’m going to the dry cleaners.”
6 years ago via horrorgorewhore with 5,480 notes
patrickbatemanismydaddy said: I was using it as an example. Like... You know. I'm more powerful than the ramen noodle. Your wife dissolves pearls in wine for dinner and then drinks it. “So you dominate me then.”
I laugh.
“Three thousand dollars a glass… That sounds much better.”
I’m changing my last name to yours.
“That’s not… Do whatever you want.”Whaaaatt? Come on, what’s up?
“Bateman isn’t an attractive name. I don’t have anything else to say.”
6 years ago via patrickbatemanismydaddy with 10 notes
patrickbatemanismydaddy said: All you do is degrade yourself. I eat ramen noodles for dinner - you're not that stringy and wimpy. “…No ‘wife’ of mine eats ramen noodles for dinner.”
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“That’s not… Do whatever you want.”I’m finally thepatrickbateman’s wife go tell it on the mountain start spreading the news I told you ass muffins
Wow, you’re embarrassed.
“I’m not embarrassed.”
I’m changing my last name to yours.
6 years ago via patrickbatemanismydaddy with 10 notes
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