patrickbatemanismydaddy:

thepatrickbateman:

patrickbatemanismydaddy:

thepatrickbateman:

patrickbatemanismydaddy:

I’m finally thepatrickbateman’s wife go tell it on the mountain start spreading the news I told you ass muffins

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Wow, you’re embarrassed.

“I’m not embarrassed.”

I’m changing my last name to yours.

“That’s not… Do whatever you want.”
  1. vespervalentine reblogged this from thepatrickbateman
  2. thepatrickbateman reblogged this from patrickbatemanismydaddy and added:
    “Bateman isn’t an attractive name. I don’t have anything else to say.”
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