patrickbatemanismydaddy said: "I don't /have/ to have sex with you." What an asshole. But at least he's laughing for a change. "I don't have to do anything with you. I just choose to. Want to pay me anyway?"

“If you’re my prostitute you do… Unless you don’t want anything from me.” That’s the basis of most of my relationships anyway. I’m still smiling despite how depressing some people might think that is. “I guess I’ll think about it.”