
6 years ago with 6 notes
“At least they’re hot.”

7 years ago with 3 notes
“I would prefer it if you didn’t call me that.”

7 years ago with 1 note
“Nothing is a secret.”

“Mentally? Physically? I, uh, guess that mentally it does and physically it just doesn’t matter.”
7 years ago with 2 notes

“In the long run, you would think that terrorism negatively affects business, but you’d be wrong. America’s big businesses have more surplus than the general public is led to believe. Short term shock of a terrorist attack might slow down or even stop passenger travel for a while, but freight isn’t sensitive to terrorism. When it all comes down to it, a lot of people don’t give a fuck as long as they’re still making money.
"The guys wearing the nice suits and sitting in a comfortable, air-conditioned office aren’t phased by this sort of thing. They can still video conference a client in a distant country and the government won’t even hardly notice– Well, maybe a little more now than when I’m thinking. Obama cares about what you post on the internet or who you talk to apparently. Anyway, did you know that some businesses in New York were only shut down for six days after the 9/11 attacks on the, uh, twin towers? The, uh, -fuck I swear there’s a different word- World Trade Center. After that productivity went up 33% for P&P when the stock markets reopened.
"But don’t think I’m undermining the value of face-to-face meetings. America is founded on signatures and handshakes. Digital signatures make me nervous. What I really want is to fly across the god damned ocean and get someone’s business card so I know they aren’t a fucking nutcase. Even if I’m the one handling their money, I want to know the money is real and won’t be a liability to me or the company.”
Fuck off.
7 years ago with 1 note